My mom suggested that Steve's tumor have a name so that when it's gone, we can write it on a piece of paper and burn it.
Weeks ago, we started calling it "the Fonz" because it rhymed with "pons," the tumor's current home. That never really caught on.
I suspect my late Gramma Kathryn has a name for it that's not repeatable.
So, if you're feeling creative, perhaps you can e-mail us your suggestion or leave a comment here.